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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world ·
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they haven't seen that coming

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they haven't seen that coming

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world ·
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    I strongly disagree. He can be circumcised, again and again and again! A ocean safe alternative to calamari!

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      Hold up! We could end world hunger! Just like wood supplies, with a permanently lying pinocchio…

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          ok, i see the grotesque in there. but… that’s the worst cut off meat to serve, just skin and tendons…

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            Easier to reach than the rump. I guess the thigh would’ve been a better compromise.

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              I think the rump is less sensitive than the thigh. not once you are past the skin it makes no difference.

              also, those are all tumours anyways, hopefully no teratomas,

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            The forearm can get quite meaty.

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              yhea, but not sure about that part.

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                I am a 300 lb lifter. I promise you there is a fuck ton of meat there.

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                  I mean, yhea, but for the same pain you get much more, and less chewy meat from other parts

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                    If I had endless meat, this is probably the best bet. I can’t access my ass easily. My thigh, sure, bit with Deadpool’s build why bother?

                    Point is, that is like a calf. It is a solid chunk and is rather convenient.

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        Bingo

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        Stem cells.

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      It would have cost you zero dollars not to say this

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        Ahh, but then how would have had this interaction!

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        same goes to you

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      Endless organ harvesting.

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