Her lips quivered as his eyebrows quivered. She looked at him like a dog staring at a ham.
Top shelf.
Seconds passed, then minutes more. Hours even: that’s 2,4,6,8 and so on. She waited with a baited breath, ensnaring precious oxygen into her lungs with reckless abandon. If air was money, she’d be sniffing every fart like it’s rent. That’s not what she did though. So she waited.
Despite having access to super modells he still choose you. He was accepting of all your imprefections and struggles, because in his eyes they made you far more special and beautiful than all the other women in his life. He let you be fully free and yourself, not needing to hide your anxieties and discomforts. But he also was just dominant and pushy enough to keep you exited almost like he could read what’s on your mind before you even knew it. When you were around other women with him - women you always have felt intimidated by, his look alone could lift you up to feel on parr, even superior to them
The way he got along with your parents was almost like he always has been part of the family. Your mother starting to see his success and riches almosts as your own accomplishments. She even apologized for all the times of ridicule, not knowing that you were right all along in your choices that led you to him.
His rich colleagues all envied him for being with such a trustfull and down to earth woman like you, expressing their own wishes to get away from all the drama that came with relationships with models and actresses. Even his long childhood friends understood to bow to your relationships and that you have become the center piece of his life. And he knew it too.
Edit: Ah, I forgot about the prettier sister realizing that her better looks and working out ment nothing in the end.
vagina discharge washes all livestock, traffic, people, and pets within 100km out to sea
Still a better love story tha… WAIT A MINUTE
I gather the ladies have largely moved on to sexy fairies now. Court of Thorn and Roses series is a huge best seller.
Shout out to the podcast Reading Smut for keeping me informed.
i mean, edward was 100% fey already. Sparkles in the daylight vampires? Come the fuck on. Thats fairy shit through and through.
Yeah I’ve been reading Clea, Huntress of Dragonvale. Part five of the Elves of Evermore Series.
"The Elf-Lord Fylfendell knelt upon the bed of dandelions.
"‘Young wanderer,’ quoth he, 'I have woven you
a magic breastplate…"’
Now? Laurel K Hamilton was writing A Kiss of Shadows in (checks notes…) Two fucking Thousand! You kids are way behind!
I’ve only started learning about this topic recently, sorry, friend!
Lucky you! She wrote quite a few of those Meredith Gentry novels if you like that sort of things. She was doing bit lit before it was a thing, really :)
It’s kinda amazing how she started as an Ann Rice wannabe but then the erotic angle took more and more of the novels and then the Meredith Gentry series started pretty much full on porn right out of the gate.
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried reading this like he did with 50 Shades of Gray.
And this!
Haha, that’s amazing.
Self-inserty hair?
Long silky black with natural red highlights shining purple in the light probably.
I was thinking of something completely different, and much weirder.
… thank you i hate it
I mean it did say rapey in the very same sentence fragment so… you aren’t the only one thus confused.
Hahaha omg my boyfriend actually has hair like this
As in: hair belonging to a self-insert character
That doesn’t make it better.
Dammit, Stephanie Meyer! Get off Lemmy and get back to…oh…hmmm. Actually, please disregard. As you were.
Yea even a college kid could write a romance novel with a sexy billionaire vampire. Try writing it with this instead:
The shape of lightswitch flicking.
Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
Elon fanfic?
