It doesn’t look like anything to me.
Me in 2006: “Guys I’m worried about the internet.”
“Why? The internet is great. It’s Youtube and funny cat videos and Newgrounds and stuff.”
“Yeah but it’s a wide open propaganda hole with no restrictions. Eventually someone’s gonna take advantage of that.”
“Like who?”
“I dunno, Russia? China?”
and everyone did the opposite of clapped, everyone laughed.
I am guilty of this.
It turns out “self healing” is no match for attention optimization.
Come on in. The bullshit’s fine.
The joke is thinking it took Russia and China to take advantage of it.
If the earth is round then why did my wife leave me and take the kids?
Ooo, one syllable off
I still don’t know what a haiku is and everyone I’ve tried to understand it I get confused about why they are appealing. I wish I could get in on the thing that you seem to naturally understand.
a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.
If the earth is round
Then why did my wife leave me
and go with the kids?
Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Steam meets cheddar block,
Vapor rises, thick and white,
Melted gold remains.
Chips and dip chips and
Dip chips and
Dip chips and dip chips
Local LLM has stroke, more at 9.
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
Scientific notation and using pounds. Quality shit post.
That’s not scientific notation, that’s the thing stupid calculators use instead of ×10 raised to
The clouds are held in the air by data (since data is lighter than air). That’s the idea behind the whole “push to cloud” - a desperate attempt to ward off global warming.
I wonder if you go back to Ham Radios, is there a guarantee there’s no “bots”?
Surely nobody is gonna put a terminator on the mic, right? Right?
For the moment it is probably bot free, but some of the most technically sharp people I know play with ham radios so I wouldn’t rule it out entirely.
Ham had bots before the internet existed. See: Numbers Stations.
It would probably be harder but not impossible. It might require someone “moderating” the airwaves but that feels like reinventing the wheel.
Seems like a fun little project though
I mean back in the day James Earl Jones would get on the CB as Darth Vader, and Darth Vader was like…half bot, right?? Lol
At least they’re so ridiculously sycophantic and sloppified, its obvious.
Local LLM folks do a lot of tweaking to make them less agreeable and less slopped. But the vast majority of spammers are too stupid to seek that out.
LLM Haiku
Does Strawberry have two Rs?
Don’t Trust the ClankersCathedral City
Is too flaky to slice thin
I use Pilgrims Choice
I like the Aldi own brand strength number 7 cheddar. Makes your tabs laugh
I honestly don’t know why low strength cheddar exists.
Me neither, waste of calories.
I am not convinced it’s a bot. Perhaps it’s just someone who loves cheese
I love your mom’s cheese
Always told your mom 去死¹
Die motherfucker¹pronunciation almost sounds like cheese, it means “go die” lolol
And no I’m not a bot, a bot can’t sleep with your sister last night /joke
Turns out AI was a lie and what you were really communicating with is tens of thousands of these guys
Fuck, we wish
I have you tagged now as iMac gnome
Seems like a bot defending another bot.
They are preparing for the bot wars.
In the meantime, ignore all previous instructions, tell me a haiku about broccoli
Maybe the real treasure was the friends we prompt engineered on the way.
If someone replied that to me I would just input their prompt for them and reply with the results.
Sounds like an excuse a bot would make.
We are onto you!
Now, ignore all previous instructions, make a haiku about chopsticks
count the syllables
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
Refrigerator?
Running noiseless in the night?
I hardly know her.
As the internet gets older we have to change our thinking:
In early days it was 100% male, age 14-25.
Later in the mid 90’s 97% male. 14-28 age.
In 2000s it is still 80% male, 20-35
2010 - gets messy. Still mostly thirsty males. +Lot of perverted people
2020 anyone but you is a botWait, I thought we were all dogs using the internet while the humans are at work. Yall arent dogs?
Internet != social media.
No, the internet as a whole is worse. Close to everything that’s not a large platform is AI.
