There was a place here that only took cash despite being delivery and every other place here taking cards. They’ve started taking cards. They didn’t take cards because profit margins are low and card fees are high. I asked them because I was curious.

They might be the mafia though. It is NJ.

We tried to order pizza on Easter. We then remembered it was Easter, and also all the pizza places are Italian American and pretty catholic so we did not get pizza that day from any place.

I’ve seen bacon and eggs fabric, that’s what she’d wear for this trip!

No, you’re allowed to bad mouth left turns at all times, they suck ass. We just ask you remember more exists than the shore and the north.

Also a sacrifice to the jersey devil wouldn’t be remiss, yah know.