I’m in the UK, I dont know what either of those are

Thanks I’ll take a look. Might be something I can do easily enough for me, but she doesn’t live with us and trying to get a pair of 70 year olds to figure out new tech ain’t easy!

I really want to cancel Disney, but my wife won’t let me because her currently bed bound mum likes to watch it.

You need to goto a scientist and let them know you are a superhuman

In the real world, you either didnt hold onto it for 30 seconds, or the pan wasn’t very hot.

You would be physically incapable of holding something that is 200c for more than a second. Your body wouldn’t let you.

And if for some reason you dont have nerve endings, you’d be in hospital

Yeah thats the one

You’ve also got the more recent one with Sandra Bullock, where the monsters only attack people who look at them. Except they’re invisible.

And there’s mist everywhere at the beginning I think

He’s the main character in The Happening. Similar premise except its a plague that causes people to commit suicide

You did not “hold” a 200c pan for 30 seconds and escape with one blister and no burns.

Eating meat doesn’t rewrite your genetic code and give you heat resistance.

Narrator - they didn’t

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Pieus Chipius

He wants YOUR blood on the streets. He himself will stay behind the scenes stirring everyone up.

People like him are the real enemies of the state. If he was in the UK he’d have been arrested by now for incitement.

Of course he did

By his logic, every single person involved in the Jan 6th insurrection attempt should be executed…

Hey. Our dog sleeps in bed with us and we dont have fleas.

Don’t besmirch dogs like that. Phrase should be

“Lie down with dead, flea infested rats, wake up with fleas”.

Although I guess that is also unkind to dead flea-infested rats

It’s not just me struggling to understand it…

Good points.

Although I can see there’s still been precious little enforcement of the judgments against him

I’m struggling to understand why Kirk was targeted and not this piece of shit

Shit, I missed it. I guess I’m stuck here now