Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”
Oh God y
Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.
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I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
Fuckin what
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
It’s irresponsible to post this without a source
Are you lost? It’s a shitpost sub, lol.
Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.
I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton’s cock.
But here is the context. You can find it below.
For the record, no I do not think it is real. I’m just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I’m just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton’s dick.
Relax.
What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”
They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”
They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”
They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
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Maybe not word for word then, you got me there
I distinctly remember my American History teacher junior year saying Barack would be the next Dem nominee after his DNC speech. This would have been 2004.
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
ye olde meme
It’s totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.
Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.
I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn’t Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He’s with Bannon so his brother is joking “ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?”
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying “ask Bannon about that thing you told me about.”
The use of the definite article “the” is important.
He didn’t ask if Putin “has photos” like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don’t actually know exists, he asked if Putin “has the photos.”
I don’t think we can read that much into it. “Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing bubba like I made up last week when we were joking about what Putin might have on him.”
Regardless if it’s true or not, this would be a great time for Clinton to take one for the team and say it happened. “He even introduced me to something called analingus, which I had never had before. He was really practiced at it, he said it was his favorite thing in the world.”
For as many hamburgers as the man puts down, he still sure knows how to toss a salad.
https://splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app/
search ‘bubba’
its definitely true i saw it on the internet
yes
I think we can give up on reality, everyone had
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!
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I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back
It’s possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it’s purely selfish for him.
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
Some people find power in performing a “submissive” act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh… strokes for different folks.
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
Also avoids drinking. Maybe he just can’t control teh gay if he takes a few.
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
Giving head is often enjoyable
tell that to my wife. plz
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
you clearly never sucked dick before.
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
That’s gey
Presidentially gey
Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode…
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
