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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible)
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read for 30 mins a day
- workout 3x / week
- capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face
- meditate for 10 mins daily
This “high ph” garbage is such crap. A few years back people were chugging apple cider vinegar to acidify your blood or whatever BS that was.
Our bodies regulate themselves when it comes to ph, drinking water of a certain ph won’t change that. Just like drinking juices or sodas that have citric acid don’t mess it up. Alkaline water benefits are a myth.
But if it helps you drink more water instead of junk drinks, go for it.
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.
The unrecognizable will already come with “2L water (high pH if possible)”. Just go for “water” with pH 14. Two liters a day will make you unrecognizable.
I can also recommend to drink with the highest pH possible. I mean, pH 14 is only double the amount of pH 7, right guys?
So drinking 1L of pH 14 water is the same as 2L of pH 7. Efficiency
I only see pH 1 in the cupboard, guess I’ll just have to chug 14 L of it today
Rules are rules.
Also iirc it’s an exponent scale. So I think you have to drink… 2^14 L? Idk tbh. Maphs.
ok imma drink 2L of bleach
You will become unrecognizable.
It will, at least, kill the COVID
Pro-tip: Sodium Hydroxide would be even higher pH at equal concentrations.
You lost me at meditate
Boring as fuck
BRB gotta start my daily bleach warerboarding session
Is bleach a form of water?
Almost all liquids are
How high are PH we talking here?
14.1 would be ideal.
Sounds unpleasant
Just all the hydroxides. No positivity allowed
I knew there was something I wasn’t doing
Yeah I should also start meditating
I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.
I see Bubba has moved past his redneck southern roots and decided to embrace modern health culture while still staying true to who he is.
Literally can’t do the first one. What now?
Capture who is preventing you from accomplishing the first.
okay i put myself in the hole. now what?
Follow step 7.
Capture two people.
Ok, so read more, workout less and saw stranger’s face onto my own. Got it.
So where does work to live fit into this?
Step 1: be born into generational wealth
All the things on the list are free. Just don’t waste time watching TV/playing video games and don’t have kids.
ADHD brain made me skip the most important line: take your meds people
Can confirm, have takeny concerta, skipped most of it to look for the joke and only read the second from last one properly. Efficient humor consumption.
There’s only one on there that I simply can’t do.
I can’t stand the sun for long.
At least your face wouldn’t burn
