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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible)
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read for 30 mins a day
- workout 3x / week
- capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face
- meditate for 10 mins daily
Can confirm, have takeny concerta, skipped most of it to look for the joke and only read the second from last one properly. Efficient humor consumption.