How? Are you a wizard?
Yes I am necornmancer
Could have gone with nonomancer
Have you considered joining a traveling circus in order to display your ability?
No carnies are my number two fear
Small hands, you know. Smell like cabbage
Oh no
What’s it like, knowing that you’ve just peaked?
I peaked like 10 years ago when I hooked up with a gorgeous redhead friend
This is a close second though
perks of necromancy
When did you decide to become a liar? 😀
There’s one stowed away, just you wait. We’ll all be seeing an update post soon.
Did you forget to microwave it first?
I need data. What brand, wattage of microwave if used, length of cook.
This. People who arent from the corning community might cook until just past the pop-threshold and then test themsleves without a rigorous method… If you cant prove stuff like statistical significance its not chewing technique it could just be chance.
Did you forego chewing and eat like a duck?
Way more suggestive than intended.
I dated her.
How does it feel to have offended God?
what flavor
Popcorn flavor
Which lottery numbers are you picking?
how much throat numbing spray did you use?
what’s the technique?
Relax the throat and cup the balls
Littering and? Littering and?
smoking the reefer
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil…?
Do you have teeth? How big of a bag and was there more than one in it?
But can you eat fried rice with corn and not poop a single whole kernel?
