• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    It’s alcoholism…

    People don’t talk enough about how the people running our government are the actual scary real deal alcoholics.

    People keep asking “how can they do this shit” but the easy answer is they’re shit faced by noon and haven’t been sober since inauguration.

    • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
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      Was gonna say, that dude is all kinda of fucked up. Swelling from opiates, Xanax, and alcoholism.

      If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol, we’ll be free again by new years

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      It must be so hard on the body to sell the rest of the country out for your own benefit /s

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      Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus’ ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

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        Like, that’s the one-dimensional concept of the succubus.

        The one that most people think about or know about is a demonic creature that takes on an exquisite feminine form to lure their hapless victims into a state of lust from which they can drain the souls out of them.

        But, succubi, by and large, are servants of the Dark One, and therefore, it may rather be taking on a form that can suck out this one particular soul and confuse the person the whole time. They’re like, she’s not even that attractive. Why is my soul being depleted? I don’t get it. There’s got to be some sort of mystery going on. And everyone else os like why the fuck are you fucking that hag beast, the hell’s wrong with you, you’re rich, you can do better.

        And the whole time the dark one is laughing.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        The most accurate description of Marjorie The Gathering that I’ve ever read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims.

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    That’s pretty impressive because if I had to sleep with her even once I’d blow my fucking brains out.

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    For you MTG, I’m gonna give you up

    I’m gonna let you down

    I want you to run around and desert me

    You made me cry

    I’m gonna say goodbye

    You told a lie and hurt me

  • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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    So, in the first image the guy is wearing a ton of makeup and likely photoshopped on top of that. Second one is just a random picture of a real person. Relax folks, there are real reasons to make fun of these people, their looks are but the very tippity tip top of the iceberg.

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      Why did he find the need to lie on the first picture? Because he’s not a real person?

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        Because people lie all the time, especially politicians and TV personalities. All the people you see on TV don’t look like that when they are home. Well, maybe some of them do. They all paint their faces to appeal to you.

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      i think that what gets me about this, and yeah, eat the rich and whatnot, but this is coming at me as a person who cam be yr angle or ur deebil depending on lighting and how hard that weekend needed to hit, but yeah to everyone else too, fuck that guy