My dog posted this.
Would do it for free but i havent had a facebook account for over a decade now.
Its craigslist.
Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.
Bro needs to get into competitive tag
I need to get into this. How did I not know this existed?
Come closer, I’ll tell you how to get started with it.
“Tag you’re it”
Runs
I was talking to a guy who wanted to stalk me through a mall until he caught me. He seemed confused when I wasn’t interested.
Now consider this, you both have different shops in the mall you have to take a photo in, you start from different ends of the mall, the one who finds the other or takes the photos first wins. It could be like stalking but more of a game.
That could be a cute game! But he wanted me to try and escape the mall. The price of failure was him ushering me to a dressing room to do things only he was interested in doing.
Pretty creepy, maybe not the best plan
I agree, and I let him know that haha
Because of the implication
I would sign up for this in a heartbeat. Much lower stakes than doing a crime right in front of a cop, and probably almost as much fun
You’ve clearly never done crime in front of a cop. It’s very fun.
Never intentionally 😅 but I have had the pleasure of running from them a few times!
No weirdos though
Pays 5 EUR
Go play open-field paintball. Sounds like he’s into the hunt, so up the ante and be hunted too. Do the stalking while being stalked.
This person just needs better parents
They weren’t fast enough
well, they didn’t get paid, so it’s their loss
for a second I thought I was on 196
Serial killer type shit.
Yeah sure if my dog is a serial killer
Read this in Nathan Fielder’s voice.
Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.
