Lmao. It’s so random
But $18! Is more than $20.
That’s how they get you. They prey on people who don’t understand math.
He’s at the Maples Center this Sunday
Try and feed Cornelius without seeing him and you’ll probably touch him by accident. Guy knows his business.
What would you feed him? I’d give him a carrot and pat his head as he eats it like A horse would
Touching Cornelius seems like an incredible deal. Count me in!
I kinda want to feed him a carrot
A big can of lentils

Most overzealous NSFW tag I’ve ever seen on Lemmy and that’s fucking SAYING something 😮💨
Errrr…what? Why? Who? But…WHAT?
Cornelius… man. Come on!
But…but…i don’t want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now…
All you’ve seen is a picture of a picture of Cornelius. Is not $15 a small price to pay to see the genuine article?
Hmmm…I’d wait for a discount though. Maybe see and touch for 50% off as a combo deal?






