I was in a band called Fingered by Oligarchs.

For some reason, we had great difficulty booking corporate gigs 🤷

Or the epidemiologist Lucy Contactless

a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.

I also got you a trampoline and ankle weights.

For later, I got you a (non-braille) book and a blindfold.

But ravenous ancient evils sealed in amber is my only kink! pouts lecherously

Tensor fasciae latae

You can call petty vandalism of monetarily valuable genocide enabling objects “some really serious criminal offences” as much as you like, doesn’t make you any less of a jackbooted thug repressing righteous dissent.

Fair enough. I’m not sure I agree with how orchestrated you think their actions are but yep, billionaires and other crony capitalists do in fact control the world and many of them are indeed Zionists without all of Jewdom having anything to do with it.

Thanks for clarifying 🙂

Not that you’re not right about the rest, but maybe don’t use “the globalists” with so little specificity?

When you’re using THAT term vaguely, people can’t tell if you’re (rightly) blaming Obama’s kowtowing to multinational corporations and their toadies for a lot of the awful things he did and caused or employing Alex Jones’ favorite antisemitic dog whistle to blame a shadowy Jewish cabal…

Kinda an important distinction.

She a goer, then? Nudge nudge know what I mean?

the Italian Copyright Law. This law, which was originally written in 1941

Draconian copyright laws, government overreach, and fascism. Name a more iconic trio.

Yeah but Doctor Who

Right you are, Turd Ferguson!

The code name for when the US government hired a bunch of literal Nazis in order to gain a cold war advantage over the USSR

Oh! Green, red, napa?

Pretty much everything except Brussels sprouts and cauliflower 🤷

Carry around a head and pull off a leaf at a time

Yes, except for the carrying around. I eat it at home

Sorry, but I just munch on raw cabbage myself 🤷

I mean, I HAVE been eating more cabbage lately…

That’s like telling a cow to eat grass and burp methane…

“Kill all jaws” actually seems even worse (though less bigoted), given how many species have at least one of those…

supercritical

does some really weird shit

I’m no geologist, but I could have guessed that without any further specifics 😉