“No padding the horse please”

May I just say I love all your comments.

Nobody Doesn’t Like Molten Boron™

The only way for this comment to be more German would be if it came laminated.

Gotta love a call for contribution that makes you want to paint your face blue and attack Adobe with a sword lmao

You may Unbreak My Heart but you’ll never Unprobe My Ass

I should have used a better example than uBlock. Think of an addon that lets you change your browser’s locale. Those hardly ever need to be updated, yet I can’t find a way to keep them offline.

An elegant way of saying no

Just bin that Football Pitch Gnome already

Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

Shoutout to all our ancestors who went “I wonder if this Lovecraftian abomination of a plant is delicious and/or deadly”

Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn’t owned by the bloody Hittites

It likes chasing birds and dealing 2d6 necrotic damage

Skill issue

tbf looking someone in the eye while stabbing them in the back is not as easy as it sounds

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Is !wizards@lemmy.world an exception or am I being had?

You can always spoon it afterwards

That’s crazy

“Break Stuff” is what you were looking for tbf