This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
Written by Hegesth.
NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
AND DISCREET
That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
Discreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”
*Yiffy
Religion is a mental illness
I’d say it’s a reaction to mental illness. An attempt by people to try to get a handle on something. If you look at religious people, they tend to all be a little off.
Ok what’s “off” about me then? Tell me my mental illness.
It’s pretty fucked up and bigoted to call every religious person mentally unwell.
[intensely takes a look at Zarobi]
Hold on this might take a while.
You don’t have to be mentally ill to be religious. Some people just grew up with it and see it as their reality, and some people adopted it. Most religious people are not more or less mentally ill than the average religious none or atheist.
Brain damage is a mental illness
Not really, no.
Gabe Poirot was riding an electric skateboard at around 30 miles per hour without a helmet in October 2021 when he hit a small bump in the road and flipped backwards, landing directly on his head.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
It’s kind of tragic how badly a TBI can mess up someone’s life, especially at such a young age.
Riding an electric skateboard without a helmet is already a sign of imbecility; he just added hallucinations to his mental deficiency.
I read that quickly and just thought 30km/h is fairly fast on a skateboard, but 30mph is just stupid fast.
Severe brain damage and religion. You can’t name a more iconic duo.
With the increase of cheap ebikes this is becoming more and more common. Saw a CBC Marketplace investigation recently where most Toronto stores they visited advertised those vehicles to the under 16, against the law. They also offered to remove limiters to make the bikes go considerably faster.
They interviewed a teenager who now is missing chunks of his skull and cant form memories anymore.
Or a young child who got hit and run by an ebike and looked like he was in a car accident.
Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions
RFK went on again?
nowadays I think it’s more likely fetterman
Plenty to go around.
Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
I think he’s a grifter asshole
Hung like a horse
A stable genius!
Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Context for the uninitiated:
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
His schwantz should be hanging below the loincloth.
Grower not a show-er; you must have faith
It’s “Schwanz”, without the T.
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
Good thing he took a picture…
That’s the horniest car I’ve ever seen!
And I love it.
That car fucks.
I bet it emits rainbow-patterned exhaust fumes.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.
Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’
🤦
My dude, it’s written down. There’s an actual book. But this is America, so he very likely can’t read.
Also note my surprised face that the entire account is vaguely homoerotic. Yet again, repressed sexuality seems to be at play here.
“horse jesus made me gay”?
Erm, what the yaoi fanfic?
Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
USA?
guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously
USA
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury
Sounds about right
