The more you have to explain a joke the funnier it gets.
Good thing I brought her a Salad…
Yep. A lap salad
I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries
It’s cropped pornography so it’s pretty fucking obvious.
Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
You’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
Ok. Whatever, dude!
Are you new to this? You just suck it up and buy the large anyway. Just in case.
It’s easy to avoid this if you just fuck men instead
C’mon. Just try it. promise you’ll be glad you did… ;)
