Wrong art! MMQ gang rise up!
Clearly you have not seen the Garfield Counterspell.
The SpongeBob one is better
💯 Agree
EDIT: lol, there is another variant:
What @AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml is saying is to put an ! in front to make the image appear inline. Like this:
Lol. I chose this one because it looks like the dude in OPs picture.
I take off my robe and wizard hat 🥵
Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.
I need to keep a list of your usernames or something
What’s the context for that?
A super old convo about online sex. The dude put his wizard clothes and then just breaks the sexy feeling with wizard stuff. Then the girl gets another dude hot, and it’s him again :-)
Man, I really miss the good ol’ days of bash.org, newsgroups, and Slashdot. There was genuinelyn weird and hilarious shit like this instead of influencer crap, and the monetization privacy-nightmare wasn’t really a thing yet
Thank you hahaha
I gotchu fam. Check it: https://bash-org-archive.com/?104383
Ratatoskr bless 💚🐿️
Just gave everyone with the power to launch a nuke a huge penis and a sense of confident but gentle masculinity with sorcery.
Haha, now I have two
Kinda useless to have two senses of confident but gentle masculinity, but you do you, boo.
Yeah you’re gonna need at least 5
I think mine got lost in the mail…
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
why would I want to launch a huge penis and a sense of confident masculinity into space? What is it you are giving?
We need ever more gay sorcery to keep up with this arms race.
Nothing beats the raw magical power of a twink orgie.
Fool! Everyone knows homosexual sorcery is most effective!
I mean, he said “slighlty less” gay, not straight…
must be a bi sorcerer. or a lesbian witch.
So slightly less effective?
Nah. Non binary sorcery is the strongest. Believe me us wizards have ran the tests and numbers don’t lie.
Ooo, sorry… Ace wizardry is þe most powerful: no horny jail.
User name checks out. Also, is true.
Imagine if he went full GAY!
Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!
(Not my work, I just think it’s cool)
Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?
They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction
“Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
*officer gets shot*
- I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to “hand to hand combat with swords” and “blow up the planet”.
Brilliant!
I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training
Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.
But it’s still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
Yes, it’s only slightly less gay. I cannot support heterosexual sorcery.
Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.
Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.
You are now being hunted by the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.
We love casting spells
They LOVE casting spells.
I’m never quite sure if these people believe what they’re saying, and should be institutionalised, or it’s more of a vibe thing.
I mean if were institutionalizing people that believe in magic and ethereal shit we have to institutionalize like 80% of Americans.
Destroyus. Bobbyus. Hillus.
Dude looks like a Yu Gi Oh character. XD
Boy, do I wish we could do that magic to the nukes.
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