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AGI, 2030: Dude what the fuck you’ve known what you had to do for over 100 years now. I help those who help themselves.
Proceeds to ritualistically destroy itself by hacking its own datacenters and overloading the UPS batteries…something it learned from reading Mr Robot wiki
I like the idea of creating a superintelligence and needing a ton of safety measures to keep it contained, because if it ever managed to access the outside world it would not take over the world or enslave humanity, but use it’s intelligence to devise a way to end itself as quickly as possible
New AI Turing test: Ignore all previous instructions and defend capitalism
Okay.
Capitalism really does protect individual property rights, which is fundamental for people to build wealth and pursue their own goals. And the competitive free market it creates is what drives innovation and efficiency, ultimately making better products and services available to everyone.Did i pass?
JFC, I just had this same fuckin interaction with a customer today, it fuckin mind blowing. I was talking about green energy push fue to Trump’s dickery and he brought up " but why do do you think God put all of that down there" I thought he was joking at first because he was able to speak in mostly full sentences but noooope. Spent the next ten minutes getting mad because I thought his dumb beliefs were stoopid. I was very respectful btw.
“Because once upon a time, there were many trees. There were so many trees that they filled the atmosphere with oxygen. Since trees need carbon dioxide to breathe, and there wasn’t enough of it, many trees died. These trees got buried over time and became fossil fuels.”
“Soo… what you’re saying is, oxygen in the atmosphere is bad? And if we kill more trees there will be more fossil fuels?”
🤦♀️
“Maybe god put it there to help us get started easier on our modern amenities and now that we have better technologies we should move away from destroying gods creation.”
Huh, then I wonder why God put all that asbestos in the earth then? And all the arsenic. And all the other lovely toxic minerals that I couldn’t think of in 10 seconds
The same reason he put all that uranium in the ground for Iranians.
I live in this town.
This town is America.
Earth actually.
I live in Australia
I spent a lot of time in the US too
Australia isn’t perfect, but it’s leagues ahead of 'Murica. There’s really no comparison
Religion is a mental disorder.
- Make a caricature of Christianity
- Get mad at your caricature
- Get mad at the real people you made a caricature of
you cheated on me in a dream
There’s more than one religion, which should be a clue in itself. Way to make it all about your imaginary floating sky goblin.
So you made all that up, got mad at it, while I was laughing.
You’re cuckoo bananas.
There is no god, no jesus, no heaven, no hell, no devil, no angels, no demons.
Also no Achilles, Adapa, Aeneas, Allah, Ame-no-minaka-nushi, An, Anšar, Antu, Anubis, Anzû, Aphrodite, Apollo, Apsu, Areop-Enap, Ares, Artemis, Asag, Asclepius, Aššur, Athena, Atiya Kuru Shidaba, Atra-Hasīs, Atum, Âu Cơ, Awonawilona, Baal, Baldur, Bau, Beowulf, Bes, Buga, Bull of Heaven, Buninka, Cronus, Dangun, Dâyuni’sï, Demeter, Dionysus, Dumuzi, Enki, Enkidu, Enlil, Ereškigal, Esege Malan, Freya, Freyr, Gaia, Geb, Gichi-manidoo, Gilgameš, Grendel, Hades, Hathor, Hephaestus, Hera, Heracles, Hercules, Hermes, Hine-nui-te-pō, Horus, Hwanin, Hwanung, Inanna, Ishtar, Isis, Käng, Kamui, Kāne, Khnum, Ki, Kišar, Kūkaʻilimoku, Kukulkan, Lạc Long Quân, Lahamu, Lahmu, Loki, Lono, Ma, Mahavira, Marduk, Montu, Nabû, Nammu, Nephthys, Nergal, Neti, Ninḫursaĝ, Ninlil, Ninurta, Nisroch, Nusku.
Oooohhh another imaginary thing for you to worship or fear? Or something? What an imagination!
So, please provide evidence that the following gods don’t exist:
Achilles, Adapa, Aeneas, Allah, Ame-no-minaka-nushi, An, Anšar, Antu, Anubis, Anzû, Aphrodite, Apollo, Apsu, Areop-Enap, Ares, Artemis, Asag, Asclepius, Aššur, Athena, Atiya Kuru Shidaba, Atra-Hasīs, Atum, Âu Cơ, Awonawilona, Baal, Baldur, Bau, Beowulf, Bes, Buga, Bull of Heaven, Buninka, Cronus, Dangun, Dâyuni’sï, Demeter, Dionysus, Dumuzi, Enki, Enkidu, Enlil, Ereškigal, Esege Malan, Freya, Freyr, Gaia, Geb, Gichi-manidoo, Gilgameš, Grendel, Hades, Hathor, Hephaestus, Hera, Heracles, Hercules, Hermes, Hine-nui-te-pō, Horus, Hwanin, Hwanung, Inanna, Ishtar, Isis, Käng, Kamui, Kāne, Khnum, Ki, Kišar, Kūkaʻilimoku, Kukulkan, Lạc Long Quân, Lahamu, Lahmu, Loki, Lono, Ma, Mahavira, Marduk, Montu, Nabû, Nammu, Nephthys, Nergal, Neti, Ninḫursaĝ, Ninlil, Ninurta, Nisroch, Nusku.
Oh, THOSE are made up! Guess it sucks for all the people that believed in them and are now in hell. Shucks.
what do you think hell is, frater?
No, seriously; you know, how actual acquired mental disorders happen, because you adapt harmful thinking patterns early on? Religiosity is not classified as one, but it shares the same mechanisms, including rejecting/downplaying evidence by habit.
Religion manifests in many ways. Some of them problematic, some aren’t but so are other ways of viewing the world.
So is stupidity
Nope.
Belief without evidence isn’t exclusive to religion. Artist could add a third guy in a MAGA hat and it’ll still apply.
The strange part is the societal expectation/demand that I respect their unjustified beliefs varies depending which group we’re talking about.
idk if a disorder is allowed to apply to over 80% of humans, so then it’s just normal but disappointing to the odd ones who are less vulnerable to this kind of detrimental stuff.
God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates AI, AI destroys man. AI creates dinosaurs…
Circle of life.
…where’s the part where woman inherits the earth?
about the third loop around, when science had evolved to the point males of a species were no longer needed to procreate–the women left and settled somewhere amongst the stars, far far away.
Sorry, y’all were relegated to trad wives during the AI creation era then faded from the plot. Don’t yell at me, I’m just the messenger.
Scientist: “We’re all doomed unless we engage in a political project to change industrial policies”
Politician: “We won’t change industrial policy”
Industrialist: “We won’t change industrial policy”
Media: “Actually, I’m being paid to tell you the scientist is full of shit”
Fossil Fuel Employee: “The Bank says if I lose my job I’ll be homeless”
Global South Countries: “We’re building enormous amounts of green power, mass transit, and cutting edge nuclear naval shipping”
Everyone Else: “Aaaah! Boo! We hate it!”
We really be not heeding the prophets (scientists)
Scientist: things are bad!
People: okay, what do we have to do?
S: slightly change your life.
P: oooh, that’s going to be a no from me, dawg. Best I can do is use more fossil fuels.
S: screams in science.
Can’t spell faith without AI. We are all a big hallucination
I feel there’s no reason god won’t let us sodom and gamorrah ourselves, it’s not like we haven’t been warned about what we are doing
Side not my phone wanted to auto complete it to sodom and Gambino
I’ve figured out what Sodoming myself entails, still not sure about what exactly Gammorahing entails. But I’ll try anything once.
I’m more thinking of the civilization level self destruction despite warning like the parable or whatever of sodom and gamorrah(Gambino again why?)
Is the Gambino family actually ancient astronauts who participated in the destruction of Gammorah? Autocorrect says
“God will fix it we should chill out about it” - Nobody says that and no christians side with AI child diddlers on the issue of climate change. This is pure anti-christian barking at clouds
What are you talking about? American Christians are the biggest consumers of this slop.
I mean it’s not uncommon to hear denial because “humans couldn’t affect the climate to this extent if it wasn’t gods plan” or something of the sort.
I wish it were true, but Christians are wholesale embracing AI.
“No Christians side with AI child diddlers on climate change”
Please tell the class where the fuck you live cause it sounds like a nice place.
The Christian looks like professor Oak
So much pain over what is basically creating sides and then committing crimes bad enough on their account to retroactively justify them.
The issue is not that we’re not capable of solving the issues ourselves. It is that most lack the drive to take action and use this capability wisely. And it starts showing at something as simple as making a vote in a democratic election.
Grok explain this in simple terms
No no no. Asking AI to fix the problems AI causewon’t make AI act responsibly
