That’s why I asked

Wait, you pay for therapy? Do you live in the US?

There is a German satire “newspaper” called Der Postillon, basically the German version of The Onion, and they made an article that they boycott April fools by not publishing any article at the first of April.

Stage 3 of the 5 stages of grief

That’s a tough one because I don’t have a car but neither do I have mental health, so…

c/reactionmemes

No justice, no peace…

We have always been at war with Oceania

Most people breathe thru one nostril at a time and alternate between them. Or rather one nostril is much more active than the other. This way, they can regenerate and also, some smells are easier to pick up thru slow air and others thru fast air

Simping for billionaires is st*pid as fuck but don’t forget to tip your landlord

“Just google it”

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333? That’s only halfway to hell

It’s called USD for a reason

Are you also born in the 1900s?

She’s so afraid of Seven, she overlooks other dangers

Prove it! Past it here

As long as there are no photos of him talking Russian, this is just a theory

I’m afraid a significant number of them does but prefer the second one. It’s easier to predict and less chaotic

I was never good at the marshmallow test so I’ll take the money now and regret the decision for the rest of my life