Shoulda painted it red, red is faster 👍

I know older Corvettes are a pretty good starting point for getting into stock car drag racing

Source: I drag raced my family’s 15-seat Chevrolet Express, and synced the video to the audio of a Corvette that got exactly half my quarter-mile time XD

Fetterman is living proof that even a Democrat can turn MAGA with enough brain damage

What if it’s a plant instead? It once was alive, and is incapable of consent. Is it morally wrong to make a dildo out of wood? What about bone?

They are in a pretty interesting situation having to choose between denouncing genocide and not-denouncing an ostensibly Jewish state XD

I’ll wrap my kid up like this for movie nights! He loves it so much that he doesn’t notice he can’t move XD

Took a chicxulub to the neck

Ahh

He probably thought Republicans would hate him less for being gay than Democrats would hate him for having $47 billion to bid on buying TikTok

I mean, a non-hurried loading in a stretcher is also what happens when a case isn’t immediately life-threatening but still requires medical attention

Don’t they usually put people in body bags before loading if they’re already declared dead?

Yes. Where I live is on the weird edge of a timezone, so even for the tiny part of the year where time makes more sense solar noon is at around 12:33. When daylight savings happens, that goes to 13:33. Noon happens closer to 15:00 than to “noon” and it’s stupid

JUST! DO! THINGS! AT A! DIFFERENT! TIME! DAMMIT!!!

If you feel like time should always be an hour ahead, just do things an hour early! There’s no need to change our entire reckoning of time

Ohio-based Green Water Solutions, also known as Greenwater Services, was given a $1.7 million contract to install a water-purification system in the Reflecting Pool

Well no wonder the water ended up green!

DID SOMEBODY MENTION HOGS!? AROOOOOOO!!

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It’s not about the quality, it’s about the nostalgia

Lacerate their exoskeleton? Do you have a source for that? According to Wikipedia, the honeydew is excreted from the aphids’ anus and happens even when the ants aren’t involved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid#Ant_mutualism

Edit: I’m not trying to be the guy who yells “SoUrCe!?” whenever presented new information, I’d just like to correct my misunderstanding if I’m wrong but don’t want to incorporate misinformation XD

And pertussis

It should come as no surprise that the ever quixotic Don would tilt at windmills