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Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir… Oh and don’t forget… Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.
X. Surely X is a Tech company. Tesla too. They are as much tech as automobile.
All EV manufacturers are as much tech as automobile today, I would argue.
I mean automobile is a technology
I concur, please levea the big tech alone, they are doing so much good for the world, cogh cogh, I meant for shareholders.
“Residents within a one-kilometer radius of these terrorist companies across all countries in the region are also urged to evacuate and move to safe locations.”
Americans: “The fuck is a ‘kilometer’?”
Also Americans: “The fuck is a ‘radius’?”
There’ll be like two actual Americans there, but the rest of the workforce won’t explain it to them because they’re sick of everything being compared to “back home” all the time.
Also Americans: “Move?! You fascist! I’m tired of being harrassed by the fitness movement! I have the Constitutionally-protected right to sit and remain passive, you woke Communist Socialist!”
Pass the ranch dressing, please.
Interesting that they put their data centers near civilians population. Wouldn’t that make them human shields?
Its fair game I guess.
US: “You won’t attack us.” Iran: “April fools bitches.”
Offices in the middle east, in case you’re like me and thought they were talking about stateside offices.
I thought they were talking about cyber attacks, which honestly would put much more pressure on the US government I think.
On April Fools Day? I’m expecting mild pranks, like TP’ing Bezo’s house, ding-dong-dash a Elon’s, and maybe a few car bombs at the data centers.
he can start by targetting the datacenters.
That could be a huge double edged sword.
On the one hand less propaganda, on the other less documentation.
That seems like a win-win to me.
Propaganda is a lot more dependent on centralization than documentation, and though I get that their power is tempting change will not be made with the tools of our oppressors
50% if fediverse would go away lol
They aren’t keeping any documentation.
Finally a news story with multiple reasons for a cheer and support.

Yet another really good reason to work from home.

If Oracle was on the list, they’d tell their employees to come into the office anyway.
it is considered rude to show ai slop to other humans
Well all but about 30k of them
Dodged a bullet
most likely a bomb
No more water for you for the rest of the week

they just cut 30k employees, freeing up money for more data-centers.
Probably ask them to stand in front of the building.
Please do it
no don’t do it
Do it harder
no stop


Going to be checking Google maps for the Gulf of
AmericaIran in the morning.Fine. But you better not target our health insurance companies … I mean it. No drone attacks on them or any multibillion dollar corporations or the US public will shrug and keep going on.
Iran could win the hearts and minds of americans by feeding bezos shahed for breakfast.











