Oh what’s that? Couldn’t find people to screw those tiny screws?

Real reason: His “advisers” cashed out from shorting the stock market and bought stocks back.

When he says he’s going to “pause” the tariffs that means that they’re coming back just like it happened to Canada. He’s going to jerk off the world economy like that for as long as he’s in power.

IDK if it’s a pump and dump scheme but it sure does look like it. Meanwhile the world will decouple itself from the US economy.

I bet his tariff-loving aides have shorted a bunch of stocks and are making hand over first right now.

Only $4000 for the entry model. That’s how much it costs once the tariffs on the semiconductors that you simply cannot produce in the country for at least 10 more years even if you tried has been covered, the salaries high enough to motivate people to willingly work the assembly lines now that immigrant workers are gone, and the markup needed to cover the cost of completely creating an entire supply chain from scratch as well as paying back the insane debt that results from the outrageous high risk investments this would require and that frankly no investor would want to touch with a 10 foot pole.

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn’t done it yet to watch Schindler’s List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

It’s a sign of greed. Musk wants to sell his Teslas and doesn’t care about stepping all over Trump’s “plans” for it.

I can’t wait to see his reaction to that.

Will he be shooting a rifle in the air for the entire duration?

Trump showed up to a war of wits completely unarmed.

It just went back down $200. This spike lasted 15 minutes.

Trump right now “Trust me, I know what I’m doing! Things will get better soon it will be worth it! I promise!”.

Says the compulsive liar who bankrupted 4 casinos, repeatedly stiffs his business partners and only began making real money in corruption schemes.

Trump is a repeat offender. Can you imagine him being sent to those prisons? He wouldn’t even make it past the first day.

Fret not, says the president, he is apparently playing chess while the world is playing checkers

He’s trying to treat the entire country like one of the casinos he bankrupted to screw over his creditors.

I’m sure he thinks he’s playing chess. But what he’s really doing is sitting in the corner eating the pieces.

Their plan is to not have fair elections anymore.

The lowest so far. Wait until the inflation from his new set of international tariffs and resulting retaliatory tariffs kicks in.

Imagine committing a crime to buy an election, spending $25 million dollars for it and still losing?

Get fucked.

If only they used the time and resources that they wasted on developing the Cybertruck on an actually viable and affordable model

Surprised Pikachu face moment.

What were they expecting? They’ve clearly showed to the world how quickly they can turn against their allies over nothing. Nobody will want to rely on them for their defense.

This is rather tame considering how France has historically handled its corrupt leaders and authoritarians.

It took him this long to finally understand that?