I didn’t know Portnoy did anything except pizza reviews. What a tool.

Oh man, if we could fuck up his birthday party I would be so happy.

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

But then he would be free.