“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”
“This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!”
Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.
Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?
What skills do each get.
For every 5 hours of play, you level up.
Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?
Random assignment each game.
I’d watch.
You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.
A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.
This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.
I thought it was funny, so I upvoted
Could be true but I still love it.
While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.
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“come to our restaurant and partake in the legal system as a witness!”
FAFO House
Waffle House: <aggro> <puffed chest> “Sup brah?”
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it’s a half-hour drive away so I’d never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It’s like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
“You got a criminal background?”
“No”
“Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that”
Waffle House is definitely like Springer.
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
like a movie or TV show.
Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.
Waffle House quality is probably fine. I wouldn’t know, I was always drunk when I was taken there…
The staff was always under the influence when you were there so evens stevens I guess.
That is a guy who never tried the chili on waffle or chicken and waffles.
I never have but the chili on Hash Browns is excellent. I definitely recommend it if you’ve never tried it.
I actually don’t think I’ve tried it before. I assume it is like having chili on tots
Carl gon learn today.
I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.
I don’t even need a menu.
I’m also morbidly obese I don’t know if those two things have anything in common.
Nah probably just a weird coincidence.
Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn’t been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I’ll take waffle house over Denny’s any day.
And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you’re eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you’re a toddler.
Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.
It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all they really had going.
I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover or coming down from your actual destination?
Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?
Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.
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Although the clientele can sometimes be questionable, Waffle House has really good food for the price.
The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.
Waffle House got sumn for ya
