I just got the over 40 order to cut my salt and cholesterol and this random ass pic shows up in my feed. I’m drooling. I hate you 😁

Tree fiddy. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US, MONSTER!?

We had this at a bank I worked for. We were a tiny disaster recovery data center and customers would drive up and try to hand security their mortgage checks. Trying to get delisted from Google was a real pain so the signs stayed up.

Not at all. You sound like you’re 14 and trying to be “smart” in front of people who can barely stand to be around you.

You’re not even acknowledging the rebuttal to the argument YOU started, and refuse to see that they conveyed the message they were trying to deliver without your pedantic little rules.

Language is not a set of rules but a living, cognitive phenomenon and a system of communicative patterns acquired through usage.

ACAB, especially the grammar police.

To expand on this, AA is run by Christians that tell you only God and the baby Jesus can save you. Then they wait outside the meetings and pass out propaganda pamphlets. Scientology waits outside NA meetings. They are preying on the weak. It’s gross.

Wrong answers only… who hangs outside Sexual Compulsive Anonymous?

“You’re out of your element, Donnie!”

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

Does anyone know where Richard Jewel was at the time?

In the early 00’s, we put DSL on a business card shaped cdrw and carried them around. When it would get too hot outside we’d go to the library and boot into Linux, bypassing the software firewalls they were running and download as much music as we could to a tape drive. It took a few weekends to get the drivers and software right but it worked and was so much faster than our home connections. $5 got you top10 hits from any genre you wanted. We thought we were SO smart like we invented bootlegging.

I’ll get the sweet tea.

I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

My stay at home ex wife who never lifted a finger around the house got into self help podcasts, decided our relationship was toxic, diagnosed me with anger issues, and filed for a divorce. Now she’s stuck with all the chores and trying to live off minimum wage like she did when she was free and in college (15 years ago). She was not ready for this brave new world.

I tried playing Lemmings a few months ago and it was crazy frustrating. User interfaces have come a long way since the 90’s. I didn’t really give the game a fair shake and I remember liking it as a kid, so I’ll probably try again.

Always seemed like a coke problem to me but I never watched his podcasts, just here and there where he was all sweaty and gross sounding like a tweaked out Jessie Ventura.

Sorry, meant gender pronouns.

I was raised in southern hospitality, so I know exactly what you’re going through.

I just stopped using pronouns altogether.

“Excuse me” “Thank you” “I appreciate you” “Do you know the way to San Jose”

Turns out 99% of interactions don’t depend on what genitals a person’s rocking. I guess if you’re asked to identify a suspect in a crime it might help? Point being, stop focusing on their crotch and what they’re doing with it 😁 you’ve been trained to be weird about it.

Smuggling implies you’re already paying a tariff, just not a government sanctioned one. Like drugs, you’re not getting Colombian prices on that Switch2. You’re paying for every border, agent, and politician along the way. Hiding lithium batteries in mass is almost as impossible as hiding precursor in air soft rounds. It just doesn’t happen anymore.

If you’re in the US… wait till you find out what a tariff is. You’ll get a letter saying the switch you paid $450 for can be picked up for an additional $300 bucks. TACO Tax.

Your choice is to pay $750 for a Switch2 OR abandon your $450 and your order will be destroyed.