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Please keep slop away from LOTR. I can’t believe I even need to ask

Yes but when do you get freedom from your kids.

Because those fuckers are up at 645 AM daily.

If I go to sleep early, I start being responsible whenevee they see me, and they wake up at 645 AM. If I stay up late, then I get peace at night, and in the morning

LPT: you can schedule messages in advance. Right click, or hold, on send to program it (usually)

I use it to:

• Avoid messaging my coworkers late at night.

• Look like I am working late even though I’m not.

• Annoy my lazy coworkers. You know the ones who ask the same questions, you’ve answered 9 times already? Answer him but set it to delay for increasingly longer time (I’m up to 4 days now). Then you can move on with my life but not leave them hanging forever.

Where we play knife monopoly…

There could also be True Volume setting. My sound system has both.

True Volume I would say takes the top 25% and bottom 25% to meet in the middle. The night mode goes even further - it makes it quite narrow.

I would recommend downloading the manual and crtl+f the pdf. That’s much faster that trying to read the thing (If you still have it)

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But it really makes you feel like Spiderman You have tinnitus

Wait… Is this a real thing?

I’m not rich enough to have ever been to the Opera

Night mode does the same thing on your TV, or sound bar/system.

No matter which one I get. It’s always missing the one I need 😢

Chip off the L-bit and now you have Allen Keys that will fit into any drill chuck

It says

O Toad I Gave you 500X times the rec dose of lsd, hopefully this cures your chronic ankle pain

Am colorblind. That was rough…

If they invented dust-resistant lenses. What would BIG T-shirt do? Crop tops would be everywhere

Hence the phrase

The things you own, own you

They mostly hire high school, college age students. Sorry :(

Your library experience was very different from mine. We mostly just told people how to sign up for the wait list for 50 Shades of gray, what programs we did for the kids, and putting away the books everyone left everywhere.

The pay is what scared me away. Branch Manager, highest position I interacted with, couldn’t afford their own transportation, and was going through their second green card marriage for money because they were desperate. Had 2 Masters.

You don’t but it does gatekeep the position. Helps your job security…

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Why did you need to help him?