Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever… i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements…
Sell bitcoin 2025.
Girl, you’re transgender.
Girl, you’re -
ADHD not stupid
Aww 🥲 yeah
Move to europe
Get to France!
Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
Buy Bit Coin
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
Me at 18 in 1980’s: “wtf is a bitcoin?”
Yes, but when it’s invented you WILL know.
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
“you’re a girl”
It gets worse
Buy $0.01 bitcoin.
when Bitcoin was $0.01 could you even buy it with dollars? and then there was the mtgox hack so even if you did, if you didn’t self custody you would lose it.
Stop taking this seriously, it’s a time travel hypothetical.
That’s six words, no?
Buy penny Bitcoin?
It’s two words, everything else is numbers and a symbol, I’d argue I’m well within the limits of the rules to add another word if I wanted.
Saying it out loud you’d have to reduce it, right? But my real problem with the message is how do you know when to sell the bitcoin?
The rules were three words, no caveats, I’m choosing to be subjective with the interpretation. I’m taking the “There ain’t no rules that say a dog can’t play basketball” approach.
Buy $100 worth at $0.01, sell that at $1000, get the fuck out of dodge.
Two would be enough, “buy bitcoin”.
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
You’d be better off saying something like “sell bitcoin $125k” (we’ll just assume “$125k” would count as one word). That you should then buy it when it’s cheap would be implied.
Good point.
“Buy Bitcoin, hodl”
Let’s see…
don’t sell bitcoin
don’t sell doge
don’t buy restaurant
don’t date XYZ
don’t date ABC
don’t buy restaurant
don’t quit place
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
I wanted to exit tech and thought bars might work.
They didn’t. Even loving what I did in bar-land, it ultimately led to substantial debt that I’ll be paying on for years.
I was happier in general, but the financial viability was impossible.
edit: Beer margins are crazy, but not during COVID and not now.
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)
…I’m sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
AuDHD
Gold Dihydrogen dioxide?
Do not piss
Buy All Bitcoin
