Shut up Jean-Luc, you’re just a TV character

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

>tfw there’s no qt anime babe to deport you to greenland

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

sex with hitler pales in comparison to sex with hitler 2

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

Guns don’t kill people, bullets flying out of guns very fast kill people

i never thought the dead parrot sketch was funny

.cpp is the funniest file extension, .see PP lmaooooooo

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

whenever i see his name i’m just like

she lies and says she’s in love with him

can’t find a fetterman

so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes

“Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”