James my local fishmonger told me he jacked off one time but he didn’t like it so he never did it again. Guy fucks all the fish though, I told him that’s just jacking off with extra steps but he’s in denial. A true nofap kind of guy you know?
Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.
I tried their coleslaw, it put cummies in my tummy. I then went to some kind of human poultry farm for some eggs and ate those so that the coleslaw could fertilize it. I gave birth to an adorable abomination of a plate of chewed up fish and chips right into my toilet a few hours later. My roommate says I just puked but I know what I ate, that’s how babies are made.
^ art
Best sci-fi I’ve read this year.
Somewhere, a little tech bro of tomorrow is dutifully taking notes that fundamentally misunderstand the message.
“We’ve decided to build the jack-you-off machine, from that famous book ‘Please don’t build the jack-you-off machine’”
Some of the terminology is from Dan Simmons’ Hyperion series.
? Why doesn’t the nutrition tablet jack me off?
that’s why it should go up the ass
You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.
i updoot this post
it jacks me off
Your heart might be full but your balls sure as hell wouldn’t be
I don’t get the artist from Isreal part. Is that part of the joke?
Oh, it’s referencing this?
I feel like you have to post “Im an isreal artist” to get around a censor. Either way it’s pretty funny
Ahhh, a future we can all strive towards!
Yeah isn’t this still better than the current timeline?
I’d be getting jacked off a hell of a lot more, that’s for sure!
Jordan Peterson’s nightmare
I want my heart to be full
Where do I sign up?
Just stay alive. AI will do the rest.
Cuil
Full of what?
Just waiting for a tech billionaire to completely miss the point of this short story.
