Oh god, that last sentence actually made me laugh.
Imagine being in the business of manufacturing cocaine spoons, and McDonald’s starts just giving them away.
The 1980s … articles like this brought to you by the same people that orchestrated the “Satanic Panic” and tried to ban Dungeons and Dragons everywhere.
Idk what you’re on about, this very article makes fun of said satanic panic in the opening paragraph.
No, this is them making fun of mcdonalds
I remember those stupid things. The junk drawer in my childhood home had roughly 70 of them at any given time.
That’s 100s of dollars worth on eBay right now!
That’s incredibly 'Murican. That you ate at any fast food chain that often to have so many. It’s disturbing.
Had no idea PCP is an animal tranquilizer.
Mandela effect spoons!
McDonald’s would be a hell of a lot cooler if they were funding Satan worshippers. Can they bring that rumor back and confirm it this time please?
Spooooon
Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.
