smells sweaty armpits
“Oh dam i should shower”
sprays linx africa for 10 seconds
If no one saw you wear it twice, did you wear it twice ?
I bought a box with 100 t-shirts in the same colour do I don’t have to choose
Leading to my favorite conspiracy theory, that his shirt choice is really a subtle viral marketing campaign. I call this theory “Tom Scott is in the pocket of Big Red Shirt”.
Plot twist: It‘s always the same shirt.
The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.
He ages at half the speed of regular humans.
If it’s not smelly, no one can tell
I don’t even think about the “But I’m going to a different place. So it doesn’t matter” part. I’ll still wear it even if it’s the same place
Jeans, sure. A shirt? That smells like laundry as soon as I take it off.
I wear my jeans until they get dirty and I don’t care who notices.
I find a shirt that fits? I buy 20!
That must get extremely expensive when clothes shopping?
Clothes shopping is a one-in-a-decade event anyway
My wife does this too. Not really just a boy thing.
I wear the same shirt and panta all year round and change my t-shirt once a week.
Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.
Amateur. I change my t shirt once a year and am yet to change pants except for that one time I shat myself when I was eight
I’m more like: my shirt is old an ugly but I’m on holiday and no one knows me here so it doesn’t matter.
Look at that 63 year old boy, just sitting there, in his shirt, that smells
