I always wondered why people ate pumpkin seeds, then I found out one day they are natural dewormers when I was checking if my chickens could eat pumpkins. Turns out it works for humans as well
Your pumpkins have seeds in them? Mine only come with cats:

Do not the cat.
I’ll take two pumpkins please
oh my god it’s the guy who ate a cat
and another
roasted and salted pumpkin seeds are bomb though
What the fuck is it with this guy and chillies? Oooh, my layer of microtriches over the tegument at the shared body wall surface! Burns like fuck!
Won’t anyone think of those poor French tapeworms!
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning how are you I’m Doctor WormI’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm, an actual worm
pull the tapeworm out of your ass (hey)
ugh. get some class, tapeworm.
Dumbass tapeworm, don’t you know how expensive cheese is? Fucker should be grateful
It eats the cheese or it gets the covid medicine








