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Shart Of The Deal
Don’t fucking insult the king Duke nukem
Dook*
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
What’s this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It’s not the first time I’ve heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.
In that press conference you can see woman in green’s face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.
LOL
Is that real? And why are we living in an age where this would be quite mundane?
It looks real to me. The reactions aren’t large, and maybe the shart noise at 0:34 could have been edited in, but… it all fit together with the way Trump and staff suddenly rushed the press out of the room.
AI told me it was actually a chair sliding off screen and said it was visible in other videos but it couldn’t link me to the exact point.
As much as I don’t like Trump either, I continue to doubt this claim without further evidence
0:35 is the alleged shart. Within seconds he’s trying to wrap it up. At 0:39 he’s suddenly trying to immediately wrap it up. At 0:42 the woman in green arguably reacts. More reactions from the woman in green again at 0:47 and 0:53. At 0:51 he literally gestures the press out of the room without actually moving from his chair.
If this was a grand jury, you’d get an indictment for sure. It could not be a shart, but it looks like a shart, sounds like a shart, and the woman in green smells it like a shart.
You can also hear it rip too. The hot mic caught it.
Are you searching on Fox News or something?
? I searched on YT. It was a few days ago, when I first saw a post mentioning it.
I’m not very familiar with this character, but I’m guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that… “Call me Santa, because I have a list and I’m checking it twice… except no one on here is any bit nice.”
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain’t doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
executive orders are still law, they just carry less weight than legislative writ. it’s complicated.
Sign Bill’s what?
Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.
I think this is the entire purpose of AI and why it was made, but someone smarter than me needs to write the prompt.
Duke Poop’em is heinous lol
Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.
The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.
He does not have time to play with himself.
From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop’Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
hell, make some up with AI and mix them in there too. nobody will be able to tell.
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
