*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.
Shit, he’s doing better.
“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”
Wow! That’s a huge violin! Don’t have one smaller?
Behold the fields where a grow my fucks and see that they lay barren .
“It sure is, Tiny Elvis!”
Image shows a scene from the “Tiny Elvis” skit on Saturday Night Live where the characters are lounging in a room. Tiny Elvis is at the center, looking at objects and calling them huge.
I’d like to remind everyone here that, while he was laying the groundwork for the current political climate of the U.S., he had 3 daughters and two wives. He’s old enough that the upper part of his left leg is paralyzed due to polio.
We are seeing a resurgence of measles, thanks to men like this — who got to live full lives while fucking us all over. Who knows, maybe we’ll see one for polio!
Cheer for his death if you must, he has already won.
This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he’s vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting “you made this all possible” as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.
Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he’s ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.
Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.
In most states, if a Senator leaves office for any reason, the state’s governor would be empowered to appoint a replacement until a special election can be held. Kentucky, however, has two powerful Republican Senators, and a Democratic Governor. So after some back and forth, the legislature passed a bill (over the Governor’s veto) that said the Governor could not appoint anyone, but could only schedule the special election, letting the seat remain vacant.
However, it is possible the governor might ignore the law and appoint someone anyway, and let the Senate deal with accepting the appointment.
You could ask Dianne Feinstein the same question. God only knows what keeps Chuck Grassley ticking.
These people are fucking pathological.
Elderly people are stubborn as old nails. They don’t just move out of the way on their own.
The better question is what’s keeping them affixed to their positions. Enormous amounts of money go to defending incumbents with full on dementia. And party loyalists consider their aging leadership sacrosanct.
On top of all that, Senators get the best health care benefits in the world. Keeping your job is - in some ways - a predicate for your very survival.
Mostly good points but I’m pretty sure the healthcare plan is for life so it’s literally just influence driving them
I personally will not be satisfied until he rests beneath the dirt.
Ideally they can keep his heart pumping juuuuuust enough so he continues to miss floor votes but won’t get replaced by someone that can has mobility.
No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.
Hmmm… Roger Ailes?
This motherfucker ushered in Trump and his fascist regime. May he rest in piss.
The US is now literally run by a gang of pedophiles and child traffickers. Thanks mitch.
Suffer, you degenerate piece of shit.
Feel every second of pain and agony that you deserve.
Also,
.Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Dick was around for more than 10yrs.
And 70 years without a soul.
Same. But also I will celebrate his death and mourn his life.
Happy to hear his turtle genes didn’t select for longevity.
83 is already 7 years of bonus time
finally, some good fucking news.
Oh noes! Not another stroking-out geriatric retainer of the status quo about to need a special election in his district! That can’t be good for the powers desperately trying to claw some survival plan out of a burning railcare of dumpsters heading towards a cliff!
