Liberating the fuck out of our wealth. <teamAmericaTheme.wav>

Not being able to find a door explains a lot of what I have heard from him.

“I mean, granted, I did absolutely no homework about tariffs, nor did I take what basically amounted to all of the economists warnings in consideration, but doggone it, I really thought this con-artist was on to something - and to that, I can’t help but feel a little misled. Is it really my responsibility to make the best decisions for my constituents? Accountability is for suckers and leaders.”

Trust the twice-impeached convicted felon who stared at the sun, who lies about immigrants eating pets, who demonstrates his ignorance on every subject he attempts to articulate on, who has the vocabulary of a five year old, who can’t be bothered to spend the time understanding important information presented to him, who cheats on his wives, who….yeah, nah. You see how pants-on-head stupid the idea of trusting this man is?

I would sooner trust a hungry polar bear.

It’s almost like he doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing. Almost like someone is telling him what to do. Someone who greatly benefits from this sort of chaos on our former allies.

“Oops, ignore that plz. Lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

That’s like, 400 actual non-bot accounts. Nobody is safe anymore!

There isn’t a chance in hell this gains any traction here. The red districts can piss and moan all they want, all they represent is land, not the majority of people. This guy just took the wheel while his dipshit predecessor resigned.

Plastic couch covers aren’t popular in Greenland.

Seems to be a combination of Putin sowing chaos, trump desperately wanting to be just like his comrade boyfriend by illegally annexing sovereign territory and just general dick-swinging. We already have a base there. I guess they just want to waste more money by occupying a tundra. He must have some contractors that he owes.

Time to toss him on his ass. I’m sick of this horseshit.