“Chat GPT, can excessive penis size cause massive back pain?” -me after reading this.

“…What the fuck is wrong with you?” -ChatGPT

tiny dick and all.

Okay.

But the thing about defamation lawsuits is that the plaintiff (Miami PD) has to show and demonstrate that it’s in fact defamation. Mostly that comes down to lying about it and causing reputational harm.

The defendants (or rather a team if interns owned by their lawyers,) gets to go into the the plaintiffs records to discredit those claims.

In other words, the lawyers will get an all-access pass to Miami PD’s normally confidential files detailing extensive corruption. Because let’s be honest, there’s corruption there.

They’ll drop it before it gets to discovery.

Discovery is gonna be hilarious.

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Hey, have we just tried telling methheads and crackies there’s copper in there?

The good news is there is almost certainly life out there.

Maybe even closer than we realize. (Potentially on Europa, for example.)

step one: don’t be home.

physics is a bitch.

Voyager 1 is likely going to be the first probe of human make to pass close to another star (“Close” means a closest approach of 1.7 lightyears, roughly), Voyager one is headed towards Glease 445. That journey will take roughly 40,000 years, and it won’t have the power to slow down as would be needed. It would require considerably more fuel to make a helocentric insertion.

Sure, it’s possible some more advanced probe is going to come along and ‘get there’ first. but whatever.

The kind of delta-v required for that would also be incredibly obvious. the platform coming from another star would be massive, and if the goal was to stick around, there is absolutely no place in space for it to hide. which means if they come, they’re not coming quietly.

(fun fact, the IRL counterpart to Star Trek’s warp drive is called the Alcubierre drive. It’s just theoretically possible. But, it’s not able to go FTL since it violates causality.)

(also fun fact… it’s quite the opposite. I’ve watched far too much star trek. and star wars. and farscape. and babylon 5 and sg1 and, uhm. lots of trashy b-rated stuff we’re not going to mention.)

Doesn’t mean they wouldn’t try to kill us. Options include:

1. it’s possible they have cultural reasons (genocidal xenophobia, paranoia.

2. they find us annoying

3. we’re just in the way.

4. they don’t even notice us and they’re xenoforming Earth.

5. they’d rather hang with the whales

One thing is certain, though. The only thing special about earth is the life it holds. (Not that it has life, just that that life is unique.) so if they do show up it’s almost certainly not going to be covertly.

Or they try to kill us.

But also possibly convert us.

Then try to kill us.

change the keyboard layout to something close, but not quite so it’s all off.

an erosion brought about in no small part by Clarence Thomas.

Which. You’d think he, of all people, would understand the benefit of the VRA and protecting the rights of people exactly like him. Maybe he just placed it’s value somewhere beneath a yact ride.

All that, too, yeah.

though I’d state that the VRA had not only been good law, but settled as good law in the courts. Like, at this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if they decided the 13th amendment was something to be overturned.

It’s not pedantic when the original commenter I was responding to was saying that traditional weight loss wasn’t a permanent cure, for the same reason that gol1s aren’t a cure… but then framing them as a cure.

They’re not permanent and they do have risks associated with them (pancreatitis and GI tract issues iirc,)

Overturning the VRA was clearly political, and clearly done because republicans are losing.

Hope he gets flushed like the squeaky little shit he is.

Packing the courts is not a solution to what McConnell pulled.

If you can’t get one justice appointed, you’re not gonna get more than one.

Who exactly is “people like me”?

Stop making assumptions. Particularly when my comments directly contradict them.

You’re reading things in my comments that aren’t there.

And by the way, GPL-1s aren’t some sudden fix. Yes it helps with the appetite and hunger.

But that comes with other baggage, like needing to monitor for side effects, finding the proper dosage (and keeping on it.)

It’s certainly not a viable solution at the scale that’s currently necessary. Even so, I’m not seeing anyone here saying traditional weight loss isn’t hard- and I’m certainly not.

Software, firmware, and hardware.

So if you stop taking them, you retain your controlled appetite?

Spoiler: nope.

They’re not a cure for anything.