No shit.

Spoiler alert: the white house is already a kind of looney bin.

Why the down votes for this comment?

I fucking hate it here.

Remember diaspora?

I’d take an updated version of the original Starfox that ran at a decent framerate.

My wallet can tell if it’s open or not.

Man do I wish billionaires actually had to pay for things.

No, it has ethanol in it. Not lead. Ethanol is made from corn and it’s subsidized by the government so farmers can sell their excess corn.

Hah.

My absolute favorite scene is the hockey night in Canada with the Danny Devito joke.

You’d need a ladder to fuck a moose.

I actually really like the second one. Don’t sleep on it.

But of course they are.

Coming back to my dorm room and listening to my drunk friends messages they left on my answering machine.

My single favorite game of all time. Made me cry like a baby.

Hell yeah.

He has a wife? Someone married that toadie?

Fun fact, the first season has a different theme song from the rest of the seasons. I can only describe it as sounds very late 70s.

When I was recently laid off, it was a fairly obvious sign.

Let’s not forget how much Trump hates his dead alcoholic brother.