Was that actually in the show? I don’t remember that one.
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
A duel with fists is still a duel
Every moment I spend with you is better than the next.
Really got me till the third thought xd
You’re really at the top of the bell curve!
so average? is that an insult
It sounds like you’re calling them intelligent when you’re really saying they’re nothing special.
For about half the people, yea.
more than a half, becasue those not in the half like to think that they are in the half
Good point, but now I’m confused about were I am on the curve.
Most people like to feel like they’re better than most. Mediocrity is an insult to them.
Blessed are the simpletons that never realise or just don’t give a fuck.
You represent the 5th percentile really well!
You are hard to underestimate.
Colbert at Bush’s correspondence dinner:
The greatest thing about about this man is that he’s steady, you know where he stands. He believes the same thing on Wednesday that he did on Monday… no matter what happened on Tuesday.
A burn so severe, so long-lasting, that he no longer has to pay to heat his home.
Almost every British insult is like this.
- I admire your courage in wearing that!
- Your personality is unique.
- I’m genuinely impressed by your unconventional approach to social intercourse.
- Your hair is magnificent, does it grow everywhere like that?
- You have such a tremendous, characterful appearance. Ever thought about a career in radio?
- You’re really very special, aren’t you?
Best one is to respond to something they say with “Oh that’s quite interesting” in the flatest tone possible, then move the conversation on to a different topic or exit.
Works particularly well on Americans because in American English “quite” is an amplifier modifier but their brain will be confused by the flat (not sarcastic) tone.
Those are cold 😂
You cured my impostor syndrome, thank you.
My the rest of your day be as nice as you are.
i like the “have the day you voted for!” rainbow and clouds bumper sticker
Your ratio of words to significance is extremely high
Among everybody here, you have the most potential to learn something.
I’ve been told that a few times…
good luck out there my friend
You can’t be underestimated
“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
-Malcom Reynolds, CAPT.
I like how you live your true self even when it’s not appropriate.
I’m confused, should I keep stripping, or…
autism simulator
I see you are not hindered by the restrictions of logic.
