Biblically accurate Jolene
Appalachia’ll make you understand. They got gods that terrified the paleozoic whispering in the trees over there.
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Now I want a Slayer cover of this.
I want Devo to do a cover of it.
I want a system of down cover of it.
I want a Tiny Tim cover of this.
You will need a medium for his spirit to possess.
My body is ready.
https://youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8 I’m a fan of this cover
I was thinking of this “cover”
Which then leads to this one
No mater hot beautiful or hot he/she is, someone somewhere is sick & tired of their shit.
I saw a demoticational poster back in the day that said something similar.
Photo of a scantly clad model
Doesn’t matter how hot she is… Someone some where is tired of fucking her.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure half the dorm rooms in college had that poster. Still, I like the gist of it. Works whether the “hottie” is male or female.
Butt stuff.
Jolene is not necessarily hotter, it’s about insecurity and self doubt.
And butt stuff. Dolly was all “no way, exit only” but Jolene was all “grab the butter, let’s get messy!!”
If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn’t worth your time.
I’m assuming Dolly got the, um… Ahem, upgrade after the Joline incident.
Those breasts are actually Jolene. She rendered her down and used the resulting slurry to fill the implants. No body, no crime…
I hate this so much.
Found the Jolene sympathizer
Jesus now I’m imagining an anime villain that gets increasingly bigger titties from slaying her enemies
I mean that’s kinda what happened with Nami and One Piece
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Sometimes a more tomboyish masculine woman is more attractive.
Sometimes yeah, true. And that might be somewhat true for the role… but not the actress.
For anyone who doesn’t remember, her name is literally Jolene.
Tru dat.
Jolene wasn’t exactly real. Dolly borrowed the name, with permission, from one of their servers who was a teenager at the time. Apparently, Dolly thought that she could easily write a song using that name.
