and got so far

This is dick btw

That thing would look nice wrapped around my dick.

Attach it to a jackhammer

I’m not kidding I studied philosophy and now genuinely work in a factory as a mechanic. I’ve made it big according to this.

Wow you’ve made so much money on insta. Now give it to your husband :)

My dad’s a retired engineer and my mom was a computer programmer. Literal actual baby boomers.

My grandpa was a robotics engineer and thus knew how to use a PC quite well but watching him operate Windows 10 basically without utilizing any tools that came after DOS was bizarre.

STOP CALCULATING KEEP SHOVELING

Oh so it’s a bit like a Smoker’s Caugh

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

I live in Germany and there are three “survivalist” stores with mostly surplus and replica military equipment for sale in my city alone. Also genuine military gear can be absolute dogshit. It depends on the country of origin and era but stuff is not automatically durable just because it was designed for war.

Here you can see an image of a surplus backpack that looks just like the one I used to carry as my schoolbag:

Fuel powered drone smuggling explosives! Okay maybe it’s time to face the facts.

What a mishap. A right oopsie daisy even. Officer Butterfingers reporting for duty hehe.

Circumcision isn’t practiced for aesthetic/alleged hygiene reasons where I’m from either but I had to have it done for medical reasons as a toddler. I remember seeing porn for the first time on a school laptop and being like “I’ve found my people”.

I don’t think so. A white centrist man beat Trump in 2020. That’s all the qualification it takes apparently which is handy because that’s all Newsom has to offer but I can see him coming out on top.

Replace the water with coffee and it’s the European breakfast in its purest form.

It’s a lighter, refreshing alternative to meat salad.