I’m locking this. I removed an entire thread of comments because I understand how both sides could think they’re right and it’s getting reported. No one is banned.
Wait… that doesn’t look like the war thunder forums…
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Only four of the seventeen warthunder leaks have been about American equipment (and one manual for the export model of the F-15E (that IIRC was specifically the Saudi version? It was a whole thing at one point)).
It seems likely that this meme is a reference to how fucking notoriously US diplomatic staff in china absolutely cannot keep it in their pants (note that it’s specifically about staff in china, we’re the ones crossing the borders here). I dunno, this doesn’t seem like “blaming foreigners” when it’s such a problem there has to be a public policy to combat dipshit american diplomats falling for it.
There were seventeen?!
There were seventeen so far.
I can’t not appreciate a good Simpsons reference.
it was a very good year
I don’t get it. Like I’m a slut too, but I’ve never considered talking about work with people I’m sleeping with in a foreign country, even if it’s not defense work.
You should see some of my DMs - if they’re horny enough, people will say anything to keep an attractive person interested in talking to them.
Hey defense nerds! If you have information about the specific makeup of current-gen Chobham armor, I will 100% fly to you and let you pound my ass in exchange for it (been curious about that one for years now, warthunder has been disappointingly unforthcoming…)
(side note: 98% of my interactions on lemmy have been great, but wow that 2%)
Tbf 98% of my interactions on reddit have been bad and rest 2% were worse.
Oh yeah, the only fun parts of reddit were the few friends I made and the mountain of horror stories I collected. Lemmy is so so much better right now, my god.
That brings back memories of some of the unhinged comments I would get when I posted nudes on a different site (not why I stopped, I just don’t really have a good place to post for sapphic focused content rn). I guess I’ve just always known I’m desirable enough to keep people I’m interested in talking to me and to understand that while other internet exhibitionists may very much enjoy chatting, rping, and other fun stuff it’s inherently casual and the best way to keep getting attention is to figure out what the person I’m chatting with is hoping to get out of it (usually interesting conversation involving effort).
To summarize: the naked lady on the internet is not going to date you, but you can have fun with it. Don’t make it weirder than she wants, you just get blocked. Also git gud.
And if you want a specific warthunder leak you just gotta make bold and incorrect statements about it on their forums. Though I hear providing coke in Vegas in something skimpy can get you far more classified information than you think.
Trying to explain to my boss why the feds are there asking questions about a picture of my tits with “silica-manganese doped ceramics are terrible at defeating kinetic penetrators” scrawled across them…
(Big mood about sapphic content though, some folks really struggle to accept not being the target audience. Lemmy really isn’t big enough yet to support an actual girl4girl community, but I have hopes that one day…)
Listen, somebody has to make HR earn their paycheck…
(And yeah that’s where I am with it. I appreciate how sapphic lemmy is, but idk if it has enough community for such a community, and even if it does, I’ve moderated far too much of the internet to ever create a lemmy community)
how fucking notoriously US diplomatic staff in china absolutely cannot keep it in their pants
Hardly unique to China. Obama’s SS famously all got busted visiting prostitutes in Brazil while scouting venues for his visit.
But it always seems to get blamed on the Yellow Peril when it’s in the news
Your conclusion is that it’s always getting blamed on the chinese, and your evidence is an extremely famous series of scandals that did not involve china…?
Weird.
It’s a well thought out comment and not an off-the-cuff response to an imagined slight.
Is the internet maturing?
Sure you’re the most notorious troll on lemmy, but this is such obvious shit-stirrin’ that it feels… idk, kinda beneath you?
“I don’t know why this deeply unpopular comment was downvoted, they seem totally reasonable to me” it’s just so straightforward. lacks the élan your comments usually have.
Oh you misunderstand me my comment wasn’t defending underpants.
Ah my apologies, your reputation may have preceded you.
You’re thinking of a different imaginary red character. This is Santa
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The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets…
Well memed.
✊ the struggle is real
“lul not like you losers have any actual clearance”
I already leaked. She just doesn’t know.
Perfect
If anyone doesn’t recognize this, please go watch all the Lonely Island videos - good shit!
girl, I’m already wet
but… but you a man
I said what I said
A man can’t wet himself?
You can do whatever you want, champ
Damn right!
that actually happened to one of my acquaintances a couple of years ago. hooked up with some girl at drone convention and she got arrested shortly afterwards for spying. he saw none of it - just got informed later on that he was about to get the honeypot treatment due to his work. dude was so scared he went ballistic on his digital footprint and won’t even talk to you if there’s any mic’ed device in his vicinity. if i ever saw a man “scared shitless” that was it
I heard of the same on Reddit that a guy’s ex-girlfriend was a spy.
that’s even worse.
She can have them.
Lies. Last thing you see is a WarThunder forum comment claiming that the radar cross section of a F-22 is about the size of a golfball, and you know for a fact that in most directions, it has a radar cross section comparable with a bumble bee.
At this point there’s no way the dev team of war thunder is anything but spies.
I’m not a spy,and I’d enjoy the hell out of running that.
Ok so just find a government to sponsor you and you’ll be running it in no time.
If she thinks I’m not atleast seeing the tiddies before I commit treason she has another thing coming.
Had a Russian woman way too into me at the bar during RSA. Maybe I was being paranoid but I bailed.
Is Machiavelli still that relevant?
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I was wondering what RSA meant! I could only think of the encryption algorithm lol
It’s a security conference, also in San Francisco.
Well I appreciate you making fun of him for writing the acronym without defining it.
I’m in the wrong industry.
Sexretary of War
That’s weird. That doesn’t look like a Signal chat.
“SecWarCrimes has invited you to a Signal chat”
Ah mean…would?
Jokes on her, most of my country’s military resources haven’t been updated since the Boer War.
