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Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
✅ feces
✅ Transport parcel
really expecting that gif to end differently
Is that Jack Black?
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average…
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Read better man
no
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
Removed from the environment.
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
health safety regs, damn OSHA
He called the shit poop!
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
Y?
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally…
