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Make websites brrrrr
I suck dicks
I load/unload planes
I photograph bones ☠️
I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
I code
The requirements said three words, that’s how know you’re a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
Cum on camera
OF is a real job
I do job, I now also do job that’s a bit like my job, I now also do John’s job,I now also do Jane’s job, I now also do the third party’s job.
I’m a developerI’m a devops technology admin engineer receptionist oh and just now cleaner as wellIs this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says “I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat”, is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss’ ego describes his job as “I encourage excellence” does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
“I encourage excellence” - Chef Excellence
“Refrigerator Wifi Firmware”
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
So you’re the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
You are the firmware?
I fix things.
I jerk off.
Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.
My printer is acting crazy, I know it’s your lunch, but can you help me out?
Situations like this are what the DND button on my phone was made for.
DM’d you the solution
I tried unplugging it, but now I don’t even have an error light.
Nvm I fixed it thanks
I write code
(It’s still a bullshit job)
I generate bugs.
Honest.
