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LillyPip@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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Yawn

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LillyPip@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Read a meme about opening your mouth real big? You guessed it: open your mouth real big about it.

  • MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
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    Yawning is more about getting more oxygen in your system. Which sometimes can be for to you being sleepy and not breathing as well, but always to do with tiredness.

    I think when you see someone else yawn, you do the same to make sure you’re just as on point as they are. Since more oxygen in your system means you’ll operate more efficiently.

    I think that’s correct, anyway? If someone knows better, please correct me

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    deleted by creator

  • Manticore@lemmy.nz
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    You read the word Yawn several times in a meme, guess what

    • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I had to yawn when I opened the comments. Yawning is really weird

  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    Snake yawns are the most cute of yawns and I will fight every one who says otherwise.

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    When a baby is crying on an airplane during takeoff or landing, I visibly and audibly yawn in front of them on purpose, so they catch the yawn and pop their ears.

    • glandrid@lemmy.ca
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      You’re supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Who says you have to get out of your seat?

    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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      How to tell if your baby is a sociopath with this one simple trick. For this trick you’ll need: a baby, a stranger, an airplane, and the power to suspend all critical thinking.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s more indicative of whether or not your baby is autistic.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      that is genius

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    My idea is that yawing helps sync our internal clocks. So, we sleep at the same time, and wake up at the same time. That way, no one is left behind when the group starts moving to the next waterhole, or feeding ground.

    • aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Except nocturnal circadian cycles were evolutionary in nature. The pack wanted someone awake at all times to protect from predators.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    What’s that? You’re not tired and you haven’t seen anyone open their mouth big, but you read about a hypothetical person opening their mouth big? Bad news…

    • faceula@lemmy.world
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      Luckily I managed to cover my yawn but keeping my lips/teeth together but opened up the inside of my mouth. Think I got away with it.

      • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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        Careful, I literally pulled my neck last week doing that

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    Whatever you do, don’t you dare cover your mouth so we didn’t have to see your gaping maw

    And the gas pump isn’t a parking spot.

    And turn off your headlights if you’re parked.

    And just stop being a clueless shithead all the time always.

    Just saying

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    🥱

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    I can yawn with my mouth closed.

    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      You can stifle a yawn with your mouth closed. It isn’t a proper yawn if your mouth isn’t open.

  • AmbitiousProcess (they/them)@piefed.social
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    Apparently there isn’t much consensus on what the actual reason(s) are for yawning. Apparently fish yawn though, so that’s cool.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Have you seen a stork yawn? They push their spine out through their mouth

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      Best I can find, the 20 “most argued” reasons for yawning, at least the 20 most in 1999

      • AmbitiousProcess (they/them)@piefed.social
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        Increase alertness

        Decrease alertness

        lmao

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    Co2

  • madjo@feddit.nl
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    What? You’re hungry? Well, I’ll just make you yawn

  • besmtt@lemmy.world
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    I’ve yawned three times already reading through all these comments.

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s early morning for me, it’s not fair.

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