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Job applications want your whole life

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Job applications want your whole life

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  • TheCynicalSaint [they/them, he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    What the Hell happens if you have neither?

  • Heikki2@lemmy.world
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    What if you don’t have an account?

  • PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world
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    I live in California. This is illegal.

  • ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world
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    “N/A” is the correct answer unless your account happens to be under your real name. “Fuck you, try and find it” is what you should be thinking.

  • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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    Try :() ::& ;:

    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      My Instagram handle is '); DROP TABLE AccountNames;–

  • Jhex@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    I have neither, what would I do?

    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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      Try a SQL injection attack

      • TheTwelveYearOld@lemmy.world
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        https://xkcd.com/327/

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    I love (read: hate) the ones that have a lengthy survey, full of questions and repeats to gauge your priorities by forcing you to choose one thing over another. Ive gotten such gems as, “Would you rather: 1) ensure that customers leave satisfied and happy; or 2) have a good work-life balance?”

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    It’s almost like they understand that access to basic necessities is gatekeeped away from the people. Accept or suffer

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    They want to check you accounts, for reasons.

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    I recently attempted to apply for a job and they wanted a link to my LinkedIn page. Fair enough, but then they also had another spot for “Website” that was mandatory to fill in, and it would not allow me to continue with the application until I had a legit website in there, and it wouldn’t accept the same link as my LinkedIn page that I’d already used in the space above, so I just gave up. Fuckers.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Put in a random github page and explain in the interview.

    • potpotato@lemmy.world
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      bit.ly that redirects to LinkedIn?

  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    @not_applicable

  • fin@sh.itjust.works
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    put “logout” in these forms and watch them logout from their account

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      lmao this is genius

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    Looking forward to the day I’m unemployable for not having those accounts instead of just for being really easy to find out I’m a communist

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    I don’t even have a TikTok account, lol.

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      You shouldn’t have an Instagram account, either. Meta is more evil than Google.

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        These are evil companies, but I am curious what metric you’re using to say one is worse than the other when their objectives and methods are similar.

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      Then you are not qualified for this job

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      Have one just in case

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    most of them are fake/ghost jobs…

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