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So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped…
I love stories with happy endings!
Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.
I’m kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Charlie Kirk any more.”This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let’s not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.
Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man’s neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by… A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue
My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was “looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk”.
I would just reply with “Bitch, you’re going to hell, you’re only meeting Charlie Kirk there.”
“you can meet one, or the other, but not both.”
something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now
Adults with the mental disorder called religion need treatment, preferably medicated to the nostrils.
… Good thing I use MasterCard
Hhahahahaha
“It’s worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths […] so that we can have the Second Amendment” - Charlie Kirk, 2023
That’s why I say ‘hey man, nice shot.’
Zombie kill of the week.
…for everything else, there’s MasterCard.
But not for “erotica featuring animal related topics”, so since you bought that catgirl hentai game on Steam, your cards are revoked for “financially supporting the sexual exploitation of animals”.
How did you know I bought catgirl hentai games on Steam?
You’re on Lemmy
You’ve always been allowed to threaten the designated groups but not allow to threaten the rulers power.
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Yeah but he’s pounding Ozempic now. As regulated by his owners.
JD Vance was actually a model for the Gerber Babyfood label.
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Soo, are “watermelon people” people who really like watermelon, black Americans, or Oompa Loompas because their skin is kinda like the flesh and the hair is the rind? Or fat folk who wear stripey green onesies
I thought it was Palestinians, but now that I think about it there’s no way your average American racist can make that connection.
Green on the outside, red on the inside?
If overheating or very sunburnt aha
You get one guess.
Hold on. Wait. I’m sorry… are there yellow watermelons? Since when?
I first had one over 30 years ago from a guy selling fruit from the back of his pickup truck at a campground I was staying at. It was the most amazing watermelon I’ve ever eaten.
Apparently they exist! I just thought someone scattered a honeydew in the mix. Link
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I honestly don’t know the answer (though between your options, I give better odds to a single one, even having no idea how they relate)…
But I want to say, all power to us, people who love watermelons!
Unfortunately it’s this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_stereotype
Edit: On a more positive note, while I knew about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watermelon_as_a_Palestinian_symbol I did NOT know about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kherson_watermelon
Watermelons are quite versatile, it seems.
No. But I like where you’re going with it.
But if you quote Ace Frehley you’ll get a HELL YEAH
That dude is awesome on X. I recently followed him and he is hilarious imo.
He’s on Bluesky too. Just fyi, in case you might want to consider not being on Twitter anymore.
X is a cesspool of a lot of right wing BS (I’ve just learned to ignore it) but it also has large groups of people who are interested in basically all of the more niche things that I am interested in. Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy, etc. just do not even come remotely close unfortunately.
Same reason I still use reddit. Lemmy is great but the communities on reddit that are on the smaller side are still too small to be viable here.
Well, that might be because their audience is still there, despite everything.
