The Jabbamensch
They look like they enjoy mayonnaise casserole for a midnight snack
I remember being a precocious little 35 year old
Why are they all fat?
Because fascism lures the insecure.
How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses
copy pastry
Lol
Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.
I don’t know about that.
Size tends too, and the stats on leaders and CEO heights kinda shows it.
But a few of these people just look like gluttons. Maybe too much time in front of a screen or just too much of the wrong kinds of food. Probably both.
And where are the 3 missing people? I mean together they weigh as much as 8 people but I don’t know anyone actually named their rolls.
They are medium size, it’s okay.
These people think YOU should be in a gas chamber. Fucking wild that these people think they’re better than everyone. Wild.
Yeah. It’s like none of them have ever seen a mirror before. How tf do you get like that and actually believe you’re superior genetically?
It’s weird to expect charisma. Feels like a Hollywood intrusion.
Video killed the radio star type of thing.
Those chonker racists put the big in bigot.
Pillsbury Proud Boys.
Lmao these are the master race who want to put us all in death camps?
In German this kind of people are called “Schreibtischtäter”, i.e. people who commit crimes while sitting at a desk.
These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.
These are among the softest people I have ever seen.
These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they’re always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.
Bottom tier generics for real
Ah yes, the “master race”
The fatster race
… how are all these people built with the proportions of fantasy dwarves, but scaled up?
… are they all midwesterners?
EDIT:
Well shit, my apologies to the Midwest.
Vermont.
Samuel Douglass, who is here pictured front and center with an apparently cheese -eating grin, was a state senator from Vermont.
I say was, because he just fucking resigned.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5561818-douglass-resigns-young-republican-chat/
Midwestern values are obesity and panic
Corn-fed.
I am genuienly not even trying to rude, I am just actually baffled.
Like, I currently live in the midwest.
… Seeing a group of people like this, who all have basically the same body build and fitness level… like yes, the stocky endomorph build is stereotypically associated with Midwesterners, and I do notice somewhat more of people who look lile this here versus where I’m from, other places I’ve spent a good deal of time in.
But walking into any random public space and seeing this group of 5 people would still be very fucking odd, unless maybe they were all over 55 years old.
This would be a weird note in mental log of my day, a notably uncommon thing to encounter, with them all being under 35, and thats with me having been living in the Midwest now for 2+ years.
They’re probably all related
Hopefully diabetes will kill those fascist fuckers
Each and every one of them a solid reason we need to increase testing drinking water for lead.
To be fair, it’s not the water. For Gen X & early-ish millennials it was actually leaded automotive fuel that was the bigger issue.
https://news.virginia.edu/content/generation-x-bullseye-lead-exposure-harms-mental-health
In 30-50 years we will maybe say this about stunted emotional development due to endocrine disruption from microplastics, or maybe social-behavioral disruption thanks to dopamine gaming from social media especially for youth, constant digital stimulation, pfas, ultra fine air particulate pollution, or whatever.
The point is the harm is happening still but we don’t care because much like when tobacco was becoming clear as a public health crisis. Or using your example like how it was fairly clear leaded gas had neurotoxic effects in like the 1920s almost immediately after they started using it because it kept destroying the brains of the gas factory workers, then they spent like 30 years studying it and basically finding atmospheric lead pollution increases as well as blood level concentration increases from engine exhaust.
But in both cases regulators drug their feet for decades while people literally died because god forbid they harm profits of companies to protect the public health and safety. We have some very clear ideas of what needs to be acted on now but we don’t because god forbid google be valued at 2.7 trillion dollars instead of 2.98 trillion
Mostly unrelated, but uh, speaking of lead:
https://www.legalscoops.com/consumer-reports-warns-huel-black-edition-has-dangerous-lead-levels/
Uh yeah just general PSA, uh, if anyone happens to be a Huel enjoyer, maybe be aware that you may have been giving yourself lead and cadmium poisoning.
Holy shit thank you. I was on the huel train for a year or two, and was about to start up again. Guess not.
Glad this helped at least one person lol, yeah, last i remember, lead and cadmium are uh… not essential nutrients, lets put it that way…
They are in Ohio…
They look exactly how I expected.
Won’t make it in hegseths army.
