The Jabbamensch
They look like they enjoy mayonnaise casserole for a midnight snack
Why are they all fat?
Because fascism lures the insecure.
How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses
copy pastry
Lol
Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.
I don’t know about that.
Size tends too, and the stats on leaders and CEO heights kinda shows it.
But a few of these people just look like gluttons. Maybe too much time in front of a screen or just too much of the wrong kinds of food. Probably both.
And where are the 3 missing people? I mean together they weigh as much as 8 people but I don’t know anyone actually named their rolls.
They are medium size, it’s okay.
Pillsbury Proud Boys.
These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.
These are among the softest people I have ever seen.
These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they’re always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.
Bottom tier generics for real
I remember being a precocious little 35 year old
They look exactly like I expect them to look. Soft and doughy.
Just Americans in general
Peter Giunta got fired real quick. Processing his termination paperwork was the highlight of my workday. Bro threw away a well paying job, and amazing health insurance to play Nazi.
Looks like he’ll need that health insurance. And I don’t know which one he is, but they’ll all need it.
It’s the swarthy tie Trump in the middle
Ah yes, the “master race”
The fatster race
In German this kind of people are called “Schreibtischtäter”, i.e. people who commit crimes while sitting at a desk.
Now that’s a master race
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They have a lot of gravity.
Won’t make it in hegseths army.
… how are all these people built with the proportions of fantasy dwarves, but scaled up?
… are they all midwesterners?
EDIT:
Well shit, my apologies to the Midwest.
Vermont.
Samuel Douglass, who is here pictured front and center with an apparently cheese -eating grin, was a state senator from Vermont.
I say was, because he just fucking resigned.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5561818-douglass-resigns-young-republican-chat/
Midwestern values are obesity and panic
Corn-fed.
I am genuienly not even trying to rude, I am just actually baffled.
Like, I currently live in the midwest.
… Seeing a group of people like this, who all have basically the same body build and fitness level… like yes, the stocky endomorph build is stereotypically associated with Midwesterners, and I do notice somewhat more of people who look lile this here versus where I’m from, other places I’ve spent a good deal of time in.
But walking into any random public space and seeing this group of 5 people would still be very fucking odd, unless maybe they were all over 55 years old.
This would be a weird note in mental log of my day, a notably uncommon thing to encounter, with them all being under 35, and thats with me having been living in the Midwest now for 2+ years.
They’re probably all related
I’m not fat shaming, I’m Nazi shaming.
I need to lose weight (5’6.5" 220) and I was being judgy too
As someone who is five five and went from 220 to 170 something you can do it dude.
Look at this racist porkers. Suuuuueeeyyyyy suuuuueeeeyyyyy
Fatcysts
Bunch of neo-Nazi losers with shit eating grins and they gobbled down too many Happy Meals growing up.
