I’m just playing to remind myself what America’s dumb right wingers will be mad about when the HBO show drops the new season.

Oh they’ll pay all sorts of crazy tariffs, just like the rest of us. They just won’t pay them for fentanyl.

He’s definitely got double downs syndrome

Conservative bitches are jealous that Marcy is hotter than all of them.

If they offer the bigots and religious nuts crazy ass shit, those people will vote for them no matter how hard they get fucked by MAGA social and economic policies.

TikTok is a video platform that allows people to watch prerecorded and live videos. Video content includes pets, crafts, boobs, dank memes, tradwifes, and even politics.

Big difference between the Dems and the MAGAs, is that the Dems don’t actively try to hurt the people that didn’t vote for them. The MAGAs do.

Looks like we’re seeing the impact of inflation + tariffs.

The OG Switch was $300 in 2017. This console would be about $350 if you adjusted for inflation.

He ain’t taking about NudeAfrica.com

I guess I’m being “liberated” from low taxes and steady prices. Great.

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Plot twist. He’s wrong because he was down with it.

“White”

This smells like the shit Russia did with Putin being Prime Minister.

He’s not a doctor.

In its suit, Samsung alleged that Oura had a history of filing patent suits against competitors like Ultrahuman, RingConn, and Circular for “features common to virtually all smart rings,” such as sensors, batteries, and common health metrics.

The problem isn’t the features, it’s that Samsung is copying the very concept of a smart ring. Oura was the first company to make and patent biometric smart rings. So, yeah, if you make a biometric smart ring without paying them, you’re getting sued. That’s how patents work.

For the past 30 years, Samsung’s consumer product development strategy has been 75% “copy the competitors, then pay lawyers to fight it out.”

Crazy idea here. Maybe listen to your doctor, not the people on social media or cable news who are chasing engagement?

“The variable was not defined as zero. The definition is now null.”

You will encounter this man at work.

They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.

Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.

You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain supple, smooth - almost unused.

You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.

You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.

Or we could hire professionals with experience that don’t have to “learn lessons” with national security intel.

Trump hired amateurs and fired staff that had experience. This is a federal government run like a school project.