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Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69
51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Don’t flush.
Why does it look so much like an ice cream sandwich
The USS Relax-your-thighs
Perfect to orbit uranus looking for Klingons.
Why TP could have one of those japanese bidet instead.